American History: Dub-step Edition

Everyday I Shufflin'

The OTHER car ride home

Even though the Lick wasn't there, I'd like to sum up the other car ride home with a video clip:

Look Both Ways Before you Cross

So we all know we make bad choices when we're all measuring a body alcohol composition of ONE MILLION PERCENT! But long story short it was another great night with the regulars and at the night we had to select a driver to get us home. I'm not sure what exactly happen but I'll do my best to stage this for ya'll. (May be UNDER-Dramatized for the sake of keeping the integrity of friends)

Dayfut: Pickle can't drive home because he's gone.
Chun Lick: Yeah and look at Landon...

Landon: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE DOUBLE BACON CHEESE BURGERS!!!

Chun Lick: Yeahh
Dayfut: Oh lets flip a coin to see who drives!



Dayfut: (Profanity) Yeah I'm driving!

ACTUAL CONVERSATION

Dayfut: Oh Plimorth driver hamms
Chun Lick: LANDON!!!!!

Landon: Dude you guys don't look good to drive...

Chun Lick: YEAH!
Dayfut: Lifesavers a coin flip let's watch who drive (Flips a Coin)



Then... after events which we wish not to discuss and finally reaching or destination

Collective group: Uh I don't think we should let Hui drive back, he's swerving all over the place. And why is he braking every other house?!?

Collective group: Yeah it's a bad idea, Chun Lick you get your drunk ass out of this car and take Hui back to your place.

Chun Lick: (mumble and stumble)

I would be lying if I didn't tell you that these are the exact events that unfolded before me. After tonight I think I can honesty say it was a great night. AND of course I need to give a shout out to LANDON! For making it happen yet again.

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Happy Birthday, Guang Shan!